Everyone Poops

We have to do an Oral Interpretation Assignment in my Theater class, which is basically where you just pick a passage from a book, or a poem, a children's story, song, what have you, and just read it. The main goal is to convey meaning while you read. The Oral Interpretation is also timed and like the good little student I am, I practiced reading it to my mom while she timed it. When I had finished, she looks at me and says, "You should read Everyone Poops". I laughed so hard and found it so funny that I just had to share it with you.